We watch the shit out of shit.

And then make fun of it. Every other Wednesday! Badwatch is the only show brave enough to ask WTF was going on in Quantico? Was it just a commercial for Priyanka Chopra’s hair? Is there supposed to be a fifth character in Hawaii 5-0, or is it the island?¬†Join us as we plumb the depths of the worst television and the limits of our sanity.

We also wrote each other’s bios:

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Andy is married to Evan’s sister, which is how they know each other. He’s a tremendous chef, but his favorite food is Gushers. He’s a man full of contradictions, but is blessed with an adorable giggle. Andy is a first-rate husband, father,¬† and computer gamer who enjoys lots of Dungeons & Dragons and a multitude of board games (for which he is notoriously awful at explaining the rules). He often says Evan is one of the greatest minds of our time.

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Evan, known to some as “The One Who Whispers With Felines,” is a delight to know. He writes novels, plays music, sings, and engages in both D&D and board games of various stripes. Evan is an adorable cat dad, cat uncle, and human uncle. He has what doctors describe as a mild fixation on batman and batman-related objects. Evan thinks Andy’s luxurious locks have attained biblical levels of power.